I'll huff and I'll snuff

Well the three little pigs they had a plan
They didn't want to end up as smoked ham
The three little pigs weeed all the way home
And on entering found it not their own

That Goldilocks had been at it again
Three bears once before, now bacon men
Gee, little girl we think it'd be nice
if you'd pick on instead the three blind mice

So they tossed her out and fixed up the chair
while they worked the big bad wolf came there
He'd just been dining on Red Riding Hood
and now he thought, 'Hmmm, pork is good'

But the three little pigs knew of this plot
'Cause it's one of the only two he's got
They'd an asbestos house for him to puff
and when he huffed and puffed, he snuffed